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Kerberos

II: The original

Two heads. The one Jamie thought of.

Kerberos

III: True Cerberus

Mythologically accurate. Nobody knows what the third head is for. Keep away from ears.

Kerberos

Orthrus!

The two-headed dog was actually Orthrus. A classicist told us after the boxes were printed.

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